25/4/09- Day 2
"Ahhh.. Its a bright and sunny day~
The birds are chirping~~
The flowers dancing~~
And the happiest thing of all is~~
fuh.. Thank God I am still wearing my underwear!!!
Hey, after all, i was sleeping with 2 sexually active, potentially dangerous, ham sap, steroids high GUYS!! Who knows their night fantasy+blurred vision+ darkness MAY bring out the wolf-like-character in them n endanger my V??!!
Worse, their sexuality is still under:
U should have looked at that I*aac (names p&c) facial expression when he told me the sentence below!! (though we were chatting in msn, i could roughly guessed it)
"Daviidddd ah, at shenny's house ahh, we 3 guys sleeppp togetther lorrr. doesntt matter 1 mah. (saliva's seems to be drooling??) we can "pui yok kam ching" mahhh. hehehe." (hands wiping mouth??)
have a look at his facial expression:
(actualy i wanted to find a more "hiau" pic. but this is the "hiau-est" i could find)
see!! now u cant blame me for thinking of wearing 2 underwears at nite rite!!
so, being the only early bird in the group, i woke up first n waited 4 those pigs to wake up. Once woke up, we went down n ate breakfast- "yau char kuai, mini yck, ham chi peng n...
Wahh, u cannot believe man, the taste. Once i lifted it up, looked at its golden and crispy texture, have a bite of it.. then..
its really really "ichiban". next time when shenny comes back here, rmb ask her buy for u oh!! veryyy "good" for pregnant mothers. haha..
we then hang around, walk around, laze around, pee around, "teehee" around.. n by 3 we departed to Teluk Batik.
Reached there, gazed around, looked around, and haiz...
Semua pun orang melayu. satu leng lui pun takde. =(
then.. kejinkakan itu 4 orang terserlah.
Shenny: "david dear ah. aiyo, your knee pain or not ah. very serious hor. so cham"
Isaac:" aiya!! the wound like getting serious hor??"
Teck hee: "yalorr!! david ah, u better not go to the water oh!! later become worse leh!"
Yin siang: " u stay here rest lah. dont work your knee so much"
Sounds very sweet rite? all of them? like very good frens rite? huh!! my foot!!
All in unison: " so david ah, u stay here take care of our things ah. dont let ppl steal hor."
David: "but.."
i havent even finish, they all..
shenny: " lets race to the sea!!"
isaac: " wahh, lets try the banana boat!!!"
teck hee n yin siang: " hahahahaha. catch mee if u cann"
David: " sob sob. boo hoo hoo... lonelyyyy~~ i amm mrrr loneeelyy~~ i havee nobodddyy~~sniff."
lol. actually, they are not so jinkak lah. thats just my version of what happened that day. after all, i am the one who volunteered mah. if no one stay back, then all mah kena curi lor. since i am also the kindest, bestest, considerate-st, nicest, maturest. let those small kids play lor. hahaha.
the blue sea~~(dear xl, lm, ch, etcetc, u dont have to use a microscope or put your face so near to the screen-the guy over there is not a leng chai. its just so ngam that he was in the picture) =D
four of them in the banana boat
then, of coz i also got play a bit lah. make the children happy mah. but i didnt bring any extra shirt or pants wor. how leh? hmpph. "teng kor lan" (hokkien for naked) inside the water?? cannotlah, later all the girls scream n those single aunties n "hiau por" drool how? then the guys become jealous also. My body so sexy~~(just joking) hahaha.
so i just wore my swimming trunks. brought it in case i will be playing. play play play, swim swim swim, bath bath bath, after about 2 hours went back home and prepare for the bbq party.
it started around 8pm, we bbq the chicken, sausage, fish, prawns, chicken, sausage, fish, prawns and so on. Being a half-vegetarian, i guess i had eaten about 10-15 sausages n 2 chickens n some mihun only. ate soo much sausage, i became so jelak at the sight of another one. (thankfully, that does not apply to my very own "sausage" =D )
so, hands all oily, kids running around like monkeys, i didnt bother taking my camera out- so no photos. so sad.. =(
well, i guess thats it for the second day!! stay tune for the third day!!
5 of us at the Teluk Batik beach. its really a very nice place! Best of all, its FOC!!
=)
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