-S3- A Class Of Mutual Friendship N Trust U can Never find Elsewhere..(suree orr nottt??)

We were both young when i first saw u~
I closed my eyes n the flashback started~
I was standing there~
Not on the balcony in summer air~
I see the Ling, the vania, the plantae~
I see Ling make her way thru the monks to ask results~
Little did i know~
That there's no Juliet (or romeo), no one was throwing pebbles~



well, in the swallow of a mouth, it had been a year since i first pee-d in inti toilet. Time sure swim as it seemed like it was just an hour ago when i first saw the remarkable beauty and glamour of vania san's erm.. hair??? n one glimpse of her height, i was at once reminded of my primary school. (sigh) that sure brings back memory... (hey, vania~ i m not insulting u!! it depends on how u see things!! many of my girl-frens were taller than me in primary school!! i saying u look "tall" ma~ =P )


may 5 was actually our s3 first anniversary n i first intended to blog on that day itself. but due to my hectic schedule, i had to postpone till now. that sad thing was, no one but me actually remembered!!!! T.T cis cis cis. all mou leung sam 1. sob sob..

i clearly rmb our first lesson with none other than our ex chem lecturer miss ling. i dont know why, but i only rmb that particular hour, n forgot the rest. mayb coz its the first class? or maybe coz i was elected as the class rep? ahahaha.. well, after all, chem was always my weakest subject, n once class started, i became the class rep for my weakest sub. oh crap. imagine the class rep getting the lowest in the class. haha.. (ps. ys i know wat u 1 2 say. no need say anything)

so, first impression is very important rite? i wanted to look around at all my other classmates, but aiya, i very shy shy person 1 ma, so whole day just stick to myself lor. like those malu malu kids who lower their heads all the time n just nod the head when ppl ask them qs that type leh. XD

many just came back from ns n u can actually call s3 as shaolin 3. n the first word i learnt in college was....

BEANIE!!!!

ahaha.. i always call that snowcap or watever cap. its the 1st time i heard of "beanie". Why did i learn it? very simple.

coz THERE'S ONE "OI LENG" GUY IN THE CLASS WHO IS STIL BALD N MALU TO SHOW IT!!!! (ps. erm.. of coz, i dont mean that after wearing it he became handsomer. in fact, he looks much better without it. but.. just acquaintance, impossible so frank meh at that time)

then i rmb i was sitting at the corner, n wilson n teck hee were behind me. they were the first 2 person i got to know on that day. forgot who else i fraternize with on that day. 1 look at teck hee, then vania, teck hee again, i was like... are u even sure this is college n not some erm.. primary or secondary school?? lol.

4 d first few weeks, it seems like everyone was wearing a mask. all so quiet, look so innocent, so shy especially ant n yin siang (she came 2 weeks later). fuiyoh.

First week (ant) : hi there.. my beanie very nice oh. i like it so much. hehe.. i like that dr chan. he looks soo cute. (shy shy type) n.. u know that subject blah blah (nerd type)

one year later... (ant) : YEHHH!! I WANT TO KAU BE KAU BU CANNOT AH! *&^%%&*^$%^.

First day (yin siang) : (all stare at her, she took her hand to cover her mouth part n smile while turning another way, blushing, like veryy decent n shy type 1)

Me: erm,, yin siang hor: u want a piece of chips??

Yin siang: ne-never m-mind. it's ok. thank u so much. (hehe.. blushing)

one year later: (yin siang): FOOD!! FOOOODD!! I NEED FFOOODDD!!! GIVE MEE FOODD!!! ROARRRR!ROARRR!! (so ganas, my bag almost tear off while she ransacked my bag without permissison)


well, i think enough reminiscing. if i continue, it wil goes on and on. (or rather, i would be chopped to pieces if i did indeed continue...) let me start to introduce all 20 ppl in s3!! (by 2009, the no dropped to 19 since one changed course.) =(


who to start with leh? the smartest?? the richest?? the handsomest? the prettiest?? the popular'est? haiz.. why all i also seems to be the last 1~~ nvm lah then. i should start with the ones i want to say sorry 2 coz i dont possess their individual photos 2 post it here. =P

ta da~~ this guy here is called Tan Xin Liang. till now, he remained the winner for the "All time-Fairest Guy" (or perhaps person ) Award. His nickname is "Putera Lilin" since he is so afraid of the sun. recently our 2nd chem lecturer, Dr hillary, bestowed him another title which is:

"Mamma Boy"

since his love for his mom is as wide as the sea and as deep as the ocean. during our alevel exam for eg, he would rather go back to his mama in taiping than 2 stay here in subang when there is a refractory period of a few days. well, isnt it so touching? sob sob..

He can be said to be a second Kong (not wei wen n only understandable for smksp-rians) everyday encyclopedia, wikipedia, mama-pedia, u name it. a very good debater. once u start a discussion with him, it became a lecture, since he would be the one talking in front, n we at the back would pretend to be listening, saying "ah, ah, yes u are SOOO right" while talking to ourselves.

well, enough teasing. among all the guys, he is still one of the most decent 1. he hardly swear, at least i never heard him saying the F word before. Quite quiet guy at first but now quite talktative also. Very good person to talk to if u love hearing bout Quantum Physics, The big bang theory, E=mc^2. :)

next, sharmela which is the one and only NON MALAYSIAN indian in our alevel batch (i think). a singaporean who came here 2 study. till now we dont know why she chose to come here while singapore is a much better place. nickname:

"ke leng por"

which means indian girl in cantonese. she quite seclude herself from the rest of us. only very close to fasihah (scroll down for more info). she is quite Ok which is why i got nothing more to write about. haha.. next.

suthan. An indian guy who only joined s3 after a few weeks. transfered from s4 coz he taking physics. always sitting in front with wei wen n remained the most attentive guy in the class i think. erm.. well i dont think he possess any nickname. at least not that i know of. next?





wilson lim way turne. wow. one look at his name i was like, is that pronounced as "turn" or "tur-ne"? spelling mistakes by the nurse? i was reminded of my 5 cousins whose names were spelt by the nurses since my uncle was iliterate n they spelt according to what they hear. one "Haa" another "Hah" one more is "Ha". ahaha.


well, in this case i dont think thats the case. but its sure an unusual name n the pronounciation is "Turn". not that he likes to turn around or anything. source n meaning of name remained a mystery for me.

the most prominent thing bout him is for sure.... that he looks 90% like non other than our all time favourite MR ONG CHAI CHEW!!!! WAHAHAHA. like peng yan only both of them. eyes small small. "chui chim chim" (mouth sharp sharp). stand side by side ppl also wil misunderstand think both of them as father and son.

then he is the first person in the class with a nickname i think. (or maybe its beanie?) which is

"LALA!!."

actually, there are alot of lala in the class too. this lala. lala-nia. (vania) la-la-la (isaac) then we got "si ham" (ant) then their primary food "em em" also got: "tahi".

dont know why they all like this filter feeders so much... yeh..

next is Kashika valiappan!!! from her name came out "vania-pen" which means stupid vania. haiz. they all so bad. play with ppl's name. so sorry kashika. lets start with her favourite phrase:

"u're the BOMB!"

always can hear her say that. currently can say engaged to prashanth from s1. when u see both of them together, their mouths are like glued together. ><

one of the few that wanted to be a doctor too!!! yeahh!!! doctors "man sui"!! hehe.. she is one of the very few sweet girl in the class. soo not like that cow in the class. LOL.

well, she dont really possess a nickname which we call her but according to the nicknamer, ms liaw, she is "Cash". (quite lame, actually if u ask me) Not that kash likes cash alot like "she" do. =P

another guy whose i dont posses individual photo. this is kong wei wen. its the guy with the green shirt. the skinniest guy in the class. he likes erm very... different colours. green. dark green. light green. everything green green. no wonder that vania drools over his shirts. (u wil know why later)

this guy is a quiet guy but.. diam diam ubi berisi. u wait til he plays a drum. wahh.. can make your eardrum explodes. very potential drummer. aiya, too bad he left cf. haizz... like i said earlier, always sit in front with suthan n listen attentive all the time. (they dont feeel a thing 1 meh.. everyday sit so front, so near mr ong's face.. kowaiii- soo scarryy. >< )

lai choi ying. the girl on the left. changed course and currently taking a "housewife course". tied up with a guy called Benson she got to know from the net. O.o seems like not all those matchmaking websites are useless. haha.. the only PTS in the class, meaning the youngest. during the half a year she stopped college went and taught chinese in primary school. CAN U BELIEVE IT??!! imagine her teaching moral?? XD

she is often called "coi coi" which can mean veggie (though she dont eat it at all) or the chinese "choi kor lei" that "choi".

u dont see her face like so innocent oh. she got many toh pak 1 oh. very active in love life. many bfs 1. always get this present that present.

chan min feng. guy on the left. one of the pioneer of the Gay club in the class. everyday talk gay with the guy beside him or with kei yan. hear also mou ku tong already. given nickname "bra bra". its derived from zebra coz he loves shirts with stripes. evidence on the picture itself. but since he is soo into girl's stuffs, the nickname can also mean to be the woman's protective gears. he is very open minded. his sis lah, aunty lah, all woman relatives always talk girls stuff with him. now we just dont know whether he got the habit of wearing the real "Bra" or not. haha..

He claimed that he treats others as just mere Tools. once useless can throw away like junks. if u cant give him any benefit he wont as much as say hi to u. But after socialising with him for a year, found out that he is actually quite friendly and very nice. just that he malu want to express and be honest with his own feelings. always "keh keh" (fake fake) ^^ just see how sweeet he smiled in the picture also know lah. can obviously see that he smile from inside his heart 1. haha..

can say one of the richest in the class. house all "ming pai" (branded). but got a very lovely parents esp his mom. mom very good cook. can always see him bring homemade cookies. the most touching part was he actually rmb that my mom loves eating yam cake (i just mentioned once in the class) n he brought it a few weeks later purposefully for my mom. sob sob. i take this opportunity again to thank u n your mom. =D

Mr solomon. a very upright man. see how straight he stand in the pic. haha.. a very jovial christian. father is a pastor u know. ppl so good but that sui teck hee call him gorilla n kingkong. he look like one meh? let's see.. scroll up.. look.. and.. erm... ok, let's continue.

ppl always call him King solomon. if u dont know who's king solomon pls kindly take your bible, turn to 1 Kings n read bout his blessed wisdom. about how he judged Israel, n bout his mighty n powerful reigns over many countries. well too bad, he "died" in the hands of those beautiful womens he married, who caused him to sin n fall from the glory of God. haizz.. so sad.. oopss i should let u find out those facts yourself by reading that book from the bible. =P

n nowww iss Isak!!! real name is Isaac Kam weng chun!!! we started calling him Isak after our mr ong called him that. ahahaha.. dont know why that mr ong wil pronounced it the malay style. Isaac was another prominent man in the Bible n appeared in the book of Genesis!! he was born to Abraham at the age of 100!! unlike King solomon, he was faithful till he breathed his last!! now he is in the Kingdom of heaven enjoying and happily singing now. ^^

well, isaac... can be considered a very sexist guy. His law: girls before guys, other s3 girls before cows, xl before other girls. hahahah.. no lah, he is actually a very gentleman. the other day went to eat jap buffet with me and my family, my bro's gf complimented him u know. say he gentleman offer to send yin siang home. (though we never know the true story.. maybe he was ermm "forced" before that?? he knows how his life in s3 is gonna be if he say no. lol)

then say he very environmental friendly coz he uses hankerchief wor. i no EF coz i use tissue. :(

but i also pity him. haiz. always kena bully 1. u see his face also can see lah. dont dare say no. like the proverbs go: "all lay load on the willing horse". but dont know why he only treat me so bad. cis. always "kek" me only. chat with him always "a huh.. swt... =.=" haizzzz..

overall, a very good guy lah. very good friend also. not like "others" so jinkak. all i say above just joking only oh. dont angry ah. u see, only u i apologize. hehe..

oh yah, the smartest guy besides ant also. banyak pandai 1. mr ong ask do 1,2,3 only, he do 4,5,6,7 also.

the long awaited Antony Loo Yan Kiat!!! the "Kau Be Kau Bu" guy. always hear him complain here complain there bout exams lah, notes lah, but in the end always get the highest. =.=

got the "Dont know dont care" attitude. unlike isaac, mr ong say 1,2,3 he wil never ever touch 4,5,6.

if interested in him, never call him out on wednesday coz he needs to go to pasar n do house chores. a very good son rite. u marry him can let him do all the house chores u can sit at home "tan tan keuk" wait him cook, change pampers etc. but the only drawback (or perhaps advantage) is he is Bisexual. Girls can. Guys also can. half girl half guy also no problem. As long as u can satisfy him can redi. (just joking la!!! guys, pls dont really ask for his no. k?)

a Faye wong fanatic. oh gosh. he is the first those crazy fans i ever known. everyday faye wong faye wong. got all of her ORIGINAL cds. only maybe those too old ones dont have. siao her so much, he is in love with her. say she got angelic voice n beauty. but too bad, she smokes n got husband if not he may just fly to hongkong and propose to her....

aha!! here comes the mosttttt "intterresstting" girl of the class!!! fuiyoh if 1 2 talk all bout her memang tak boleh habis. erm.. lets start with a new nickname she got from this year.

"COW"

guess how she got it? coz she looks like a cow? coz she is as "thin" as one? coz she is vegetarian?

why u all so bad 1. say ppl look like cow.. u see properly. see up. see down. like cow meh? maybe got a bit only lah. (waitt!! u dont hit me first!! let me finish my sentence!) i 1 2 say that the same part is both also got eyes both got ears both are God's creations only. just that u more special.

so, actualy, she is the one who started up with the nickname for herself. coz got 1 time, she said she can eat a whole cow. means she can eat alot like a cow which got 4 stomachs. so, it's like the cantonese proverb goes: "tai kui sei"?

then that CMF said she is an electronegative girl. always "lor yan pin yi." if there is a free thing, she sure be the first to grab it. but, she is not the "dont want face" type oh. she verryy clever 1. can say one of the smartest also in the class. she want the free thing, she wil ask OTHERS get for her so she dont have to embarrass herself. clever rite? only pity us lor. who has to sacrifice our faces for her. =(

lol. just joking just joking!!!! relax lahh.. u dont have too bee soo angry. and pls ah. dont go and scold me all the F words ok? ok ok. say some good things bout u lor. u very pretty. u very smart. u very rich. u very fortunate. u very moral person. ok?? happy ma?

oh yah, u might ask, we say her cow, why i drew her a pig? wei, dont simply accuse me. though i say she dont look like a cow, it dont mean she looks like a pig also. cis. well, most of the animals are randomly selected. so ngam she got a pig then a pig lor. n when i drew it last year, she havent become a cow yet. oops, i dont mean to say she is a cow now also. aiya, whatever lah. =P

wah, ng keng ng kok already say so much bout her. u see, u so special ahh.. even your animal background also differnt from others. pls dont ask me why. XD

welll, soo this guy is the kiddo of the class. named Hew Teck Hee. should i say his nickname ah. like very bad leh. erm... but if i no say very unfair to others wor.. i very lan chou wor. u tell me lor. yes or no. haiz. u cant even reply me.. let's throw a coin. head tell. tail dont tell. ok?

oopss. its tail. too bad. aiya. nvm. his main nickname cannot he still got alot more sub nicknames. after all he is the

KING OF JINKAK

he is definitely the guy with the most masks in the class. he wears the mask according to what u can provide him. its like should i say parasitism or commensalism? if minfeng say he treats others like a tool, i think that describes this guy more? ahahaha.. no lah. just that this guy very lazy. what also depends on others or maybe on certain ppl only like me, isaac sort of ppl. coz if she fight with that yin siang, i dont need to mention u also know who will win lah.

actually, not that he is entirely jinkak lah, that he is give the title king. it's just that he always call ppl jinkak. u see, from just now till now he already called me jinkak alot of times already. u do this he say jinkak, u do that also jinkak. haiz.

currently he is staying with shenny n xin liang. can say "tung kui" also. everyday both same room dont know do what. can say 24/7 together do everything. eat together, sleep together, study together, even bath together. O.o what u thinking, i dont mean both same bathroom lah at the same time. dont think so dirty can or not. the house got 2 bathrooms mah. haiz.. u ah..

well, they claimed they would never be together, but u wil never know. maybe 10 years from now, i may receive an invitation card from them. =P

u seee~~~!! both of them really"yau yun". once i say him, now she comes out next. i can honestly, truthfully, oathfully, say that i dont plan this to happen. i just randomly put every photos n blog whoever comes next. REALLY!!!

So, this girl is shenny lah. together with her cute little brother. (speaking of him, i miss him so much. n i know he miss me too. ^^) shenny is my third daughter though she is older than me. aiya, age is not a barrier mah. so actually, if she really together with teck hee i really worry for her. haiz.. lol.

Shenny used to be a quiet and decent girl. but from this year, once she got closer with yin siang lah, teck hee lah, haaaaiiizzzzz.... thankfully still got me if not ah... really dont know what wil happen. hahaha.. no wonder ppl say frens' influence very big. u don say F word, if u fren with those that do, u also wil start saying. (wait, yin siang, u dont makan cili u wont terasa pedas. i where got say u teach her say F word~~)

lets continue. wait.. do she has a nickname?? oh yah. We call her "SNAIL" coz she memang very slow. always take her own sweet time. eat one burger can take more than half an hour. then, she is also the skinniest girl in the class. her waist dont know got 25 or not. O.o

now is Vania San Ee Ming!!! she is another popular girl in the class. is the center of attention. u know why?? cozzz.... She is the source of our life!!! being the primary producer in the class!!! yeahh... she produces "oxygen" for us ah. without her, we would definitely die.

let me explain in detail of how she sustain our life. u know frens always joke around ma. laugh around. if no joke, no frenship lor. soo, she provides a person for us to tease n laugh!! XD

i think she got the most nicknames? from Lalania to Plantae to 3 Yee Min to etc etc. that min feng especially likes to tease her. the best was she is also very sporting n joined in the jokes. (ps can u believe that the person whom i described this word "sporting" was also the person who enlightened me bout the word?? haha..) i see her so kasihan always help her. my sis in Christ ma. must help each other. so, vania, when all other ppl want to bash me up esp U know who after reading this post, pls pls "jiu jiu wo ah".

she is nice n petite looking n (shakes head) she is always acting kawaiii.. =.= other than that... a very good fren. next. i am sure getting tired... thinking bout 20 ppl at a time...

the sole malay in the class!! namely Fasihah!!! she is certainly the mostttt openminded malay i ever known. u can know lah, from the fact that she comes to private college n not some government ones!! =P

besides that, she got a good command of english, n we converse mainly in english!! our country certainly needs more malays like her. well, ok let's not talk bout that sensitive issue or next moment, i would be sued before i can ever blog another post.

basically, she is soo well mannered and good natured that i cannot further my description bout her. soo unlike that yin siang?? hahaha...

Loo Xin Ling!!! hehe.. knowing her, if she is reading this post, she is sure very eager to see what "good" things i wil blog bout her. aiya, dont worry, u dont see that ring on top of your head meh? n besides, if i dare even twitch my words a little while writing bout u, i m sure before u see me in college the next day, SOMEONE ELSE would venge out the anger on me n u wouldnt be able to recognize me. ^^

haha.. ok lah.. actualy she and ANOTHER GUY with an initial "I" are very compatible in our opinions. we tried very hard to be the matchmakers but it seems that "I" person is not given a chance. ooohhhh.. soo sad.. maybe xin ling's requirements for a bf is too high?? he tak layak. haha..

this xin ling sure say: " No lah!!! its me who tak layak him. he soo good. i not chan him at all. ><"

rite??? wow. i know everyone so well, that i know their reactions before they even read it. hehe..

but this xin ling really is a very nice and decent girl!! if i want to find a gf sure find one like her. XD hope i wont make someone jealous?? hahaha.. but sometimes her heart n mind is so sealed u can never guess what she's thinking... hehe...

Liew Kei yan!! or can also be Liew Gay Yan ( kacau gay ppl) lol. he's not really gay lah.. (maybe?..) can say standing champion for the award of the "Most Outstanding Hairstyle". his hair normally spiked up a few inches up. is it coz he cant wear a high heels so... ??? no lah, he is not short lah. of normal height actually.

can be considered the most "favourite" student of ms ling due to his "punctualness". live just 10 minutes away but can be the latest to come. haizz.. every friday can see his "Sharingan" eyes. or is it every day??

Ham Chi Lim. He dont normally act cute like that but well.. anyway, he is actually quite "Ham" (masin) as his name suggests. haha.. always kap leng luis only. jus so like mr yong (again, understandable by smksprians only) sadly, it seems that his heart belongs more to s1. T.T maybe coz there got more leng luis??

nasi lemak a must in his life. he can reallly eat it 5 days a week, 4 weeks in a row. every morning also buy from the same stall. O.o

finally!!! the last!!! fuh!! i dont know spend how long thinking and posting all that!! now, should i describe myself?? i so insignificant.. haha.. i guess i should.. but.. self evaluation?? hmpph... how should i describe mysself..

ok ok. lets get started

name's Lee Chin Meng, or frequently ejeked as "Licin" "Chin Peng" or worse, "Lei Chin Meng" (pronounce it in cantonese) which means "U nasib malang" well, i admit my nasib memang malang. its from the day i first stepped into s3. or was it from the day LYS first stepped into s3?? maybe both... lol.

then.. one look at me, normally ppl wil think that i am just a very smart and pompous guy. i dont know why. but at the same time, they wil know that i am a gooood boyy that dont smoke, dont drink, dont club. ^^ (ps. i am really not complimenting myself.. i repeating what ppl normally say for my first impression for them)

what i dont understand was.. why they think that i am rich too?? I AM NOT OK!!! n ys i warn u. pls stop talking bout buffet!!!! =.=

well, i admit that i am indeed a kiasu person, who dislikes losing very much. n sometimes i am indeed proud and haughty. sometimes i think i am a jerk. for example, for badmouthing yin siang in this post.. boo hoo hoo.. sob sob.. i really feeel bad, u know, yin siang... sob sob.. can u change so i cant badmouth u??? sob sob...

furthermore, i am jinkak, pei pei, har lau, mou chi, yong sui, u name it. happy now?? =P

sooo do u know s3 much better??? overall, honestly, i am really glad to be in s3 n got to know all of u!! i cant say all, but many of u had became my best friends n i really really enjoy knowing u guys.. sa-sa-sayi-ng ti-il he-e-re, fee--l sooo em-emoo... sob sob... T.T ok, thats it!! hope u enjoy being in s3 too!!!

(ps: if i had offended any of u, i sincerely apologize n i ask for your forgiveness. aiya, frens ma.. just joke around only.. u know i know lor how i feel for you. XD )